humansnetworkMay 29, 20222 min readOde to a Vaccineby Howard R. Steen Oh holiest of all medicinals,my feeble God given natural immunityis a mere genetic mistake (and testimony to the fallibilityof our divine Creator)which palls into wretched insignificance when compared to your miraculous restorative powers of healing,a function bestowed upon you with grace, by an armyof selfless medical researchersand philanthropic benefactors,motivated only by a commonholy purpose, indeed a never ending Crusade,to banish disease and sufferingfrom our worldfor now and forever more.Oh, holiest of all medicinals, I bow to youI submit my body to youI give my life,my possessions, all my worldly goods,my children, my wife(s)to you.I criticise you not,Neither do I dare question you,for thou art the holiest,the very, very holiestof all medicinalsand your name is hallowedand your miraculous works be known to allfor now and forever more.Oh holiest of all medicinalsthe Gates of heaven openwhen your very name is uttered and bestows great riches & privilegeupon all who nourish the efforts to promote your marvellous efficacyand prophylactic healing powers.The Foundational wisdom and power of the Almightyinvested in the Gates of heavenknows no worldly boundariesor constraints, nor does it responds to,or be subordinated or regulated by any earthly authority,for it is, unquestionably THE Supreme Authority,carrying a wisdom aboveanything a mere mortal can comprehend.Therefore let us bow before The heavenly Gatesfor now and forever more. Oh holiest of all medicinals, thou art the holiest of holies.Thy praise shall be sungby religious leaders of all denominationsof the Christian faith.For the only way, the righteous path, and the sure guarantee of a place in heaven, and everlasting salvation, is to submit joyfully to the piercing needle of faith, just as our Lord Jesus Christdid and died for thee.Emulate the ways of Jesus,safe in the knowledge that the most ethical experts of transgenetic medicinehave partnered with the churchin a holy mission, caring onlyfor your health & safety and eternal lifeand a flourishing of theselect chosen few,the vaccine hero pioneers.DO NOT err in your duty of faithDO NOT follow the misguided waysof the anti-vaxxer,for therein lies temptation of the deviland eternal damnation in the fires of hellfor now and forever more.Oh holiest of all medicinalswho art in heaven hallowed m-RNA be thy nameThou art the chosen oneand the Pfirst in a series of holy medicinalswhich will be the salvation of all of humanity,while all other forerunners,feeble in their sterilisation technology pale into ineffectiveness compared to your magical life changing properties.Let us all join together all seven billion of us to take and eat your body and with joy in our heartsimbibe your lipidsand so be unitedby an invisible networkto safely protect us via the all seeing watchful eye of the great new biomedical loving Godfor now and forever more.
by Howard R. Steen Oh holiest of all medicinals,my feeble God given natural immunityis a mere genetic mistake (and testimony to the fallibilityof our divine Creator)which palls into wretched insignificance when compared to your miraculous restorative powers of healing,a function bestowed upon you with grace, by an armyof selfless medical researchersand philanthropic benefactors,motivated only by a commonholy purpose, indeed a never ending Crusade,to banish disease and sufferingfrom our worldfor now and forever more.Oh, holiest of all medicinals, I bow to youI submit my body to youI give my life,my possessions, all my worldly goods,my children, my wife(s)to you.I criticise you not,Neither do I dare question you,for thou art the holiest,the very, very holiestof all medicinalsand your name is hallowedand your miraculous works be known to allfor now and forever more.Oh holiest of all medicinalsthe Gates of heaven openwhen your very name is uttered and bestows great riches & privilegeupon all who nourish the efforts to promote your marvellous efficacyand prophylactic healing powers.The Foundational wisdom and power of the Almightyinvested in the Gates of heavenknows no worldly boundariesor constraints, nor does it responds to,or be subordinated or regulated by any earthly authority,for it is, unquestionably THE Supreme Authority,carrying a wisdom aboveanything a mere mortal can comprehend.Therefore let us bow before The heavenly Gatesfor now and forever more. Oh holiest of all medicinals, thou art the holiest of holies.Thy praise shall be sungby religious leaders of all denominationsof the Christian faith.For the only way, the righteous path, and the sure guarantee of a place in heaven, and everlasting salvation, is to submit joyfully to the piercing needle of faith, just as our Lord Jesus Christdid and died for thee.Emulate the ways of Jesus,safe in the knowledge that the most ethical experts of transgenetic medicinehave partnered with the churchin a holy mission, caring onlyfor your health & safety and eternal lifeand a flourishing of theselect chosen few,the vaccine hero pioneers.DO NOT err in your duty of faithDO NOT follow the misguided waysof the anti-vaxxer,for therein lies temptation of the deviland eternal damnation in the fires of hellfor now and forever more.Oh holiest of all medicinalswho art in heaven hallowed m-RNA be thy nameThou art the chosen oneand the Pfirst in a series of holy medicinalswhich will be the salvation of all of humanity,while all other forerunners,feeble in their sterilisation technology pale into ineffectiveness compared to your magical life changing properties.Let us all join together all seven billion of us to take and eat your body and with joy in our heartsimbibe your lipidsand so be unitedby an invisible networkto safely protect us via the all seeing watchful eye of the great new biomedical loving Godfor now and forever more.
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